Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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Nesticon 2

When things cool down, see if she still feels that way. If so, leave her. Sex shouldn't be used as a weapon or form of punishment.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Don't take her lightly. Women are quite capable of giving up sex for the rest of their lives. I should know...I'm married. FML

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Akuna_fml 8

I'm very sorry. My marriage is nothing like that.

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DotDootyDot 17

I really hate when withholding sex is used as a tool to intimidate or control your partner's actions, so FYL. Sex is not supposed to be a weapon, and she's out of line to "threaten" you like that.

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Neopopulas 9

The answer to that is "I can always just find another bitch to ****" Anyone who uses that as a weapon isn't someone worth dating anyway. Those kinds of people are the worst.

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qwils 11

Well one way to deal with this is to threaten her back. However, that wouldn't make for a very healthy relationship. Just apologize and tell her you were wrong. :-)

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the_real_dvd 21

She can if she can go the rest of her life without a boyfriend too.

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Joedbag 8

Look her dead in the eyes and say "There's 3.5 Billion women on this planet, you know."

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graphicstyle7 17

Sex should NOT be used as a bargaining chip. Some females do that, it's very childish. Give her a book on how to fight properly (that is a thing, you know) and tell her to grow up.

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guyssite 4

The appropriate answer to that is: "Remember, it's not's that WE aren't having sex. It's that YOU aren't having sex."

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