Drugs and Miscellaneous: Mirror mirror

Mirror mirror

By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 15:53 - United States

Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

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You deserved it 8 678

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 145

You deserved it 15 542

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 417

You deserved it 2 464

By idontunderstand - 07/05/2018 19:00

Today, my father has been unemployed for 8 of my parents' 25 years of marriage, and my mom still supports him. I've been unemployed for three months and my mom is kicking me out. The difference is, I'm actually applying places. He just plays video games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 755

You deserved it 322

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 728

You deserved it 3 426

By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 607

You deserved it 3 151

Bills bills bills

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 12:00

Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 042

You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 948

You deserved it 4 203

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 816

You deserved it 6 065

Ironic

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 16:00

Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 244

You deserved it 108

They tried to make me go to rehab…

By anon - 30/06/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 921

You deserved it 710

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 6 May 2013 3:13

Good for you for getting clean. Why care what he says if he's such a loser?

SweetasCandy0609 28

Monday 6 May 2013 3:25

#1 did you miss the part where he just got out of voluntary rehab?

Comments

wtdafuq 6

Monday 7 October 2013 4:31

Imagine what your mom's FML would read like!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 26 January 2019 23:36

I would say she deserves it for being such a pushover. She should've ditched that loser a long time ago if he makes absolutely no effort to look for a job.

skylerp101 7

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:06

Be like it takes one to know one or something like that

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 3 October 2014 17:30

Anyone would have a meth problem after dealing with that. Good on you for taking charge of your addiction. Hope you're clean now!

emmsies 16

Saturday 25 October 2014 16:32

be proud that instead of being like him you solved your problem and helped yourself a great deal.

bassfisher100 23

Monday 29 December 2014 4:48

at least you know you're putting forth effort to get clean while he doesn't do shit (._.)/

XxPojoxX 17

Tuesday 8 September 2015 7:45

I think it's pretty awesome that you know you have a problem and you are actively working against it in rehab. Congrats.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 25 July 2017 7:35

Congrats on making the choice to quit meth, you have my support all the way, especially since you made the choice for yourself rather than have somebody else forcing it on you. And what does your mom see in that loser anyway? If I were her, I would've kicked him out a long time ago and told him to never come back for anything.