Family, Awkward and Health: Misconstrued

Misconstrued

By heyadrian - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gardena

Today, I went to a family reunion. I laughed at my uncle's Sylvester Stallone impression. Turns out he had a stroke a while back. FML

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heyadrian 2

Thursday 20 February 2014 20:20

OP here. we didn't know my uncle that well he was one of the family members that dropped off the face of the earth. I came in at the wrong time when people were laughing so I thought he was doing an impression this is both a FML and a YDI

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paigexox0 37

Thursday 20 February 2014 20:12

That reminds me of the guy who thought his boss was doing a sylvester the cat impression..

gracehi 31

Thursday 20 February 2014 20:12

I can help you solve this problem in 3 easy steps. 1) Place bag over head. 2) Crawl into dark corner. 3) Stay there forever.

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PikaFruit 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 16:01

Maybe you should stay caught up with your family a bit better, so you know stuff like that?

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