Health, Parenting, Sex and Intimacy: Misery loves company

Misery loves company

By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

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You deserved it 5 804

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2011 02:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you were fighting a lot, right?" Wrong. I then had to explain to him that his erectile dysfunction wasn't something to be embarrassed about. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

Adulting

By FailedMommy - 24/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML

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You deserved it 189

You what?

By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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You deserved it 6 904

By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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You deserved it 6 587

Reminder

By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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You deserved it 8 359

Don't worry dad

By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 18:00

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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You deserved it 516

Parental disapproval

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 16:00

Today, my daughter gave me the “but daddy I love him” speech when she turned up to a family event with her boyfriend, who was at least 20 years older than her, was visibly intoxicated, stank of body odour and cigarettes, then tried to flirt with my wife. FML

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You deserved it 73

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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You deserved it 9 636

Oversharing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 02:03

Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML

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You deserved it 353

The struggle

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son came to complain that all he and his girlfriend do is have sex, yet never talk to each other. As his dad, I tried to give him good advice, but as his mom makes me miserable every time she opens her mouth, it was a struggle to think what to say. In fact, he’s living my idea of paradise. FML

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You deserved it 186

missyj0 12

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:39

Am I the only one that finds it odd to talk to your dad about your boyfriends penis? I mean it's great you have such a tight knit family, but I don't think I'd want my dad knowing about my boyfriend's package.

FatMan23 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:36

Awkward.

Comments

kuytsgoldenlocks 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:12

Just a tad awkward?

Jujubilee 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:18

Oooh...Burn!!!

erpaderp 17

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:37

Tell your wife to get back in the kitchen.

FMLisNotReal 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:03

Should have told her TMI.

yankfan89 27

Tuesday 4 October 2011 19:11

That is an awkward conversion he is helping his daughter get laid.

Sarojin 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 20:30

how old is the boyfriend? fhl for having ed with a 20 year old gf.

Mourningstar 4

Tuesday 4 October 2011 21:02

Its good she can come to you tho, you're a good dad for trying

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 4 October 2011 21:37

Well, at least she wasn't complaining, because obviously you're "fixed"! :D

Jos411 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:19

Hey. Um, is it just me or would any other girl never talk to their dad about something like this. So much awkwardness could've been avoided upon researching it herself. Eff her life. lol