Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.

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Cazz91 21

This oddly made me think of the chocolate puff pastry that our local bakery sells...just a little disturbing.

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MidnaLink 33

Flavoured (and protective) or not, I can't see why anyone would stick something covered in greasy lubricant in their mouth!

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pwmjm 9

All condoms, flavored or not, use water based lube. Petroleum based lube weakens the latex. which is why it says on the condom package to use only water based lube. If you stick a dick in your mouth without a condom you should know where it's been and where, where its been has been and so on and so on and since you can't know that, wrap it before you suck it. or **** it. poetic and poignant

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Drifting 21

Obviously it wasn't as lost as you had thought....lol. Fyl

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Xotoolyxo 16

You should just run, don't waste any time

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