Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Mixed signals

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By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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Eternity

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan. Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.

haileyrows 26

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"

Comments

LaColombianita 26

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:49

Aww that's sad..lol you should have made the first move if she seemed so nervous

alissa412 33

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:53

Christmas would be a long wait

deejoy 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:10

Where are your balls? Kiss the damn girl goodbye, you ass.

saffy66 34

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:10

Well I'm a lot older than either of you, I would imagine, and I'd still interpret your remark the way she did. The only difference is, in her shoes I wouldn't have let you see me cry. You need to explain yourself quickly, because the longer you leave it, the more awkward it will get.

jmoul18 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:11

Should have said "Come on kiss me"

asdfghjklmoo 15

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:14

While I would not have cried, I would have interpreted it the same way she did - to get out. Why would you even make a comment like that? You could have just kissed her, you fool. YDI

unscrupulous 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:16

I would have said, "I thought that was what you were waiting for."

UnluckyLatina 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:19

Knock on her door the next day holding a mistletoe! :) hope everything goes well OP

Unlisshed 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:23

I hope you chased after her...

nphill82 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 6:24

Gotta go in for the kiss dude, don't wait for her to make the move. If she didn't immediately get out, she was probably waiting on you. Worst case you get a slap in the face, but you at least tried.