Pranks and Love: Mixed signals

Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 17:34 - United States - Reston

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 371

You deserved it 20 497

Surprised?

By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 194

You deserved it 47 280

Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 462

You deserved it 4 965

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 122

You deserved it 5 300

Don't ask questions if you might not like the answer

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 00:02

Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 838

You deserved it 430

Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 3 445

By Poopamus - 23/04/2019 14:00

Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 179

You deserved it 618

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 122

You deserved it 3 775

By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 901

You deserved it 78 244

Cheeky

By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 419

You deserved it 1 974

iAutumn179 12

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:57

This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:59

At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf

Comments

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:38

Also, just curious, how long had you been texting them both before you figured out they'd been swapped?

Kibaruto 33

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:45

Don't worry OP, your friend was trying to help you score with an officer! Or something like that..

xxenforcerxx 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:50

this is why you dont do anything stupid to need a probation officer, dumbass

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:53

Only a problem if you sent your "girlfriend" a booty text.

jizzwold 21

Tuesday 4 September 2012 9:01

What in gods name is a booty text?

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 8 January 2018 14:37

It's like a booty call, except through text.

ammerhammer 3

Monday 3 September 2012 0:10

Fyl just fyl

JustDerpin 11

Monday 3 September 2012 1:01

There's a button for that

ya_momma 4

Monday 3 September 2012 0:23

Lol thats really funny.

jester1973 1

Monday 3 September 2012 0:29

That's funny. But your fault for needing a probation officer in the first place.

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 3 September 2012 0:46

Your probation officer cares about you aww.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 3 September 2012 1:44

Would've been funnier if you said what #28 said lol.

DylansMomma 9

Monday 3 September 2012 0:52

Your comment : When you're on probation you can't leave state let alone the country. The probation officer probably said "Can't wait to see you again" meaning he's going to have to see her again because he's leaving the country - a probation violation.

mrwipes 0

Monday 3 September 2012 1:06

I might just be a idiot but I'm pretty sure that's why he asked for permission to leave the country.

Tamz13 2

Monday 3 September 2012 12:37

You can go anywhere you like if your probation officer allows it. It's based off why you're on probation and what your behavior has been while on probation.