Intimacy: Mixing it up - FML

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Spicy

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Spicy

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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whatgoescomes 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

Omg is she hot?

abz_1995 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

well that is awkard and in my favourites

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:27

Time for that big promotion

nothingforfreez 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:31

... yeah... I think that... never mind... just gonna enjoy the image I just got...

Deverz 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:32

hot! nothing fml about this

hobojo69 23

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:33

What's more interesting is how the hell did u get there!?!?

BronyVasNormandy 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:04

I'm going to use my amazing ability to assess the situation, and say it involved copious amounts of alcohol. Just a guess.

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:36

In my opinion, it's only a fml if you get fired.

d3adly 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:37

Wow sexual harassment 'by' a woman.

blayke96 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:39

That. Is. Hot!!!

j1nrake 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:41

You MIGHT get a raise out of this, but I definitely know what got a raised ;)

hockeygurl1234 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:47

thats always a good timee(;

Thrashmetaldrumm 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:47

What is it with people always putting "awkward" as one of the comments in every fml?

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided, and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me, and told me where the key was. FML

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Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

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Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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