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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Spicy

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Spicy

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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whatgoescomes 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

Omg is she hot?

abz_1995 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

well that is awkard and in my favourites

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ilovefall10 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:11

Oh sure , since they are both women it's considered ' awesome ' but I bet if one of them was male then you all be bitching about cheating and stuff. Seriously , grow up.

ShadeOfWar 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:13

.......... Wow I don't know what to but what the did you drink last night

abel23 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:18

I wonder if a banana had any role in it?? The name being bigbananalover

hellokitty76 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:18

reminds me of snooki n deena ... Lmao ... !!

himynameiskrista 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:21

I guess now you'll have a really interesting story to tell your children one day?

JinxosGirl87 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:21

"Holy shit, someone stole our clothes when we passed out last night!" *Sneaks out of there*

jpmc808 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:21

A.w.e.s.o.m.e.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:22

Don't worry, her husband won't mind. Give him a detailed, blow-by-blow account of what happened between you two, and I'm sure he'll understand. He might be a little disappointed that he didn't get to watch.

Akers_L7 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:23

Next time take it easy on the tequila

wussypillow 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:29

Opportunity to blackmail?

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