Mixtapes are my love language

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

Well, of course he used invisible tape ... so that none of his many OTHER "girlfriends" would get jealous. /s

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RichardPencil 30

Bismillah, NO! An empty case, Big disgrace, Kicking your tape all over the place! I guess another one bites the dust.

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TCRII 29

Does he fit the profile of a serial killer?

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manb91gb 15

It's the thought that counts... Well, in that case I suppose he should still be locked up right?

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Angélique Chantal 21

Someone has a crush on you, gets his nerves together to tell it to you and all you can do is make fun of him and his attempt? That’s low girl!

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RichardPencil 30

You’re lucky the case was empty. Usually, weirdos fill things they give me to their prey with “precious bodily fluids.”

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jbuckets_404 38

Well, of course he used invisible tape ... so that none of his many OTHER "girlfriends" would get jealous. /s

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RichardPencil 30

Bismillah, NO! An empty case, Big disgrace, Kicking your tape all over the place! I guess another one bites the dust.

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Brruz 5

Best comment I’ve seen all day

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bloopaloop 27

Sooo was there a mix cd in it? What’s the playlist??? If it’s the right playlist you should probably marry him

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raven_of_azarath 34

No, there was nothing in it. That’s what empty means.

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PenguinPal3017 19

It was empty. I assume he forgot to put the CD in it.

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metalmeow 13

So he made it a while ago, put it in his car, and by the time he got up the courage to give it to you, it had turned into a Best of Queen album. These things happen.

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