Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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birds_fml 7

There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

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BeeSkwaird 0

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

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Bakis 0

wtf! op deserves some real problem.. this isn't a FML at all!!

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plexico 3

Why couldn't your 4-year-old get some of "his" milk? I was breast-fed until I was 16. It is really hard to find wet nurses that will work with a teenage boy. It's really hard to keep them when said boy gets major wood at mealtime! :)

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plexico 3

Some of them were pretty good, I must say. Others were too tangy. My parents paid them extra when I was a teenager to get me to wean myself off of breast milk quicker. Those ladies did NOT like coming to school with me.

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RubixMonkey 0

THAT was you? Crap I heard about Breast Milk Boy but I thought you were merely a legend. I used to feed my wet-nurse chocolate so i could have chocolate milk.

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plexico 3

Oh, RubixMonkey, it gets worse! What the wet nurses REALLY hated was when we'd make them wear massive ice packs on their boobs and dance for an hour or so when I wanted a milkshake.

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perfectwinds 0

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard right now! I love you, plexi!

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leksileks 0

I'm sorry but this all sounds like BS

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plexico 3

leksileks, It's all true. This is the Internet, it must be true! If I were a liar, I would have tried to pass off on you a story about what we did when I wanted Cheez-Whiz.

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Kayia_fml 0

omg wow not an fml momrnt

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omaigawd 0

haha by the way its definitely not a FML moment but its a funny post. and it went through the FML moderation ffs! i'm just curious what was your answer to your kid, i bet it could be a FML moment if you manage to squeeze the entire convo with your son! it sorta hanging, eh?

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teiso_fml 0

He's four. He'll get over it, just like when you had to wean him the first time.

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visage 0

May be on to something there... breast milk and apple jacks? Why yes, I'll take a bowl!

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Houlihan 0

Nothing really to worry about. Children aren't actually people.

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big24 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=25166

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shananigans 0

Not sure what the FML is here... He's four, it's just funny. Now, if he had actually TRIED to "milk" your wife's breasts in an embarassing place, like at the grocery store or at a dinner with friends, that would've been FML worthy.

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