Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 146
You deserved it 4 262

Same thing different taste

Top comments

birds_fml 7

There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

Comments

rylie4664 1

Did anyone else find this to be more creepy than an FML? Because I totally did.

kids say the darndest things, don't you agree? lol ^_^

"Milk" my wife's breasts. LMAO!!!! This is classic. I can not stop laughing. It gets funnier every time I read it.

haleycstar 0

dude, that is so not an fml and it's everyday stuff. this is nothing so wtf?

Sprinter136 2

The woman probably breastfed him until recently for him to think like that. You shouldn't be able to remember being breastfed, even if it was up to 2 years. Most kids can't remember that far back, and if they can, it's pretty foggy. I'm all for breastfeeding, but by 4 it becomes more like incest, and as for that English woman breastfeeding her 8 year old, thats just ****** up. If you want them to have the health benefits, thats fine, but at least put it in a glass. Having a kid that age suckling is rather disgusting. Some people might not think so, and thats their opinion, but in this day and age, a lot of people think of breasts as sexual objects, even though they aren't supposed to be.

Hes 4 GET OVER IT. I find it funny. And if you think this is bad, there is a mother in england who breastfeeds a 8 yr. old. she and her sister draw her breasts and they have named them.

get that breast pump out and give him some milk! its healthy! hes only 4! dont let him milk his mom or drink directly from her breast..but if she pumps it...chills it and pours it on his cereal i dont think its that much of a big deal. hes her child

dalli 0

i would probably feel the same way :P

I agree with #3 your son is a genius and that was the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time