Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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birds_fml 7

There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

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BeeSkwaird 0

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

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Witchcraft_fml 4

When your son grows up, that pick-up line won't work anymore.

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prettystoopid 0

how is this a FML???

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blastvortex 3

Haha. The kid knows where the goods are at. Boing, boing... (Also, this is neither FML nor YDI. Try again.)

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leksileks 0

u should teach him about babies. Not where they come from but why ur daughter is the only one who gets breast milk and how shes not being selfish.

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Franc28 0

Why is that four year old not still being breastfed? I hate stupid, lazy parents.

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tony8pie 0

Stop wasting everyones time with non-fmls, PLEASE!

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randomm 0

four year olds arent supposed to be breastfed...

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LilaBear 1

While I agree 4 year olds really shouldn't be breastfed anymore, how on earth could you call the parents lazy?? It'd be lazier to tell the kid to bugger off and no more. (Besides research shows it's beneficial for kids to breastfeed the first few years of their life, but not as critical as the first 4 - 6 months.)

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coco22_fml 0

what the hell? be compassionate! ths is totally NOT an fml! your life is not ****** so get over it.

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shamille 5

it's her fault for being such a selfish cow. lol i made a funny.

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