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By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
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Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

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Well get to the store and get the bird what she wants!

gingerftw 0

I didn't know birds screamed. Learn something new everyday.

Orange. orange doctor scalpel scalpel doct...wait what?! it's okay nurse, I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv:P

"introduced my parrot to oranges" - you make it sound like you introduced him to drugs or something lol, anyways still pretty funny and kind of cute!

hatepineapple 14

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HahaYDI 0

Exactly how long did that take you to write?

Darn. Too long to thumb down on my phone. Booooo. :c

What phone do you have, I could thumb it down just fine on mine

I acctually liked that, being a sous-chef it made me laugh. and I think he copy/pasted it. ;)

Did you actually read the whole thing. How long did that take?

a minute or two, not that long, unless you are incredibly rushed, if that's the case you should not be perusing this sight at all

kitesflyhigh4 1

I read the entire thing. It made me kinda hungry.

Ask Perdix to introduce her to durian! Believe me, she won't bother you anymore :D

Feed it one last orange and then sell it back to the pet store or some other unsuspecting person.

Seriously? It's a bird. Throw a sheet over it's cage and it will fall asleep.

Obviously you don't know what's it's like having a pet bird