Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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normandin131 0

So guy or girl? Because it would be even more disturbing if you are a guy.

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isabellaLOVE 0

I DON'T GET...BUT IT SOUNDS BAD....SUCKS FOR YA!!!!!!

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Epic_Fail_Sauce 0

@145 You don't get it? She grabbed his penis thinking it was his phone...

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AnnaT24 2

I can't even fathom how that is possible. LOL I laughed hard for a good 5 minutes though. I imagined a big fat lazy guy... but not his junk. HAHA GROSS dude.

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robodoll 0

LOL This is sooo gross and I can't stop laughing. Even though I can't imagine why your dad's junk area could be confused with this belly unless you were not paying attention and missed his stomach when you went to pat it. I would want to move out so bad after something like that. How EWwwY!!!!!

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ozzyboy 0

That's a little weird I feel sorry for u

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stephy_fml 0

Hahahahhahahaha that is really funny !!! How did he react?

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heymanwasup 0

FYL because your dad didn't stop you after the first pat.

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happyinrl 0

So your dad enjoyed it huh??? Is your mom his sister or something like that? creepy!!!

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