Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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wickedsick 0

aghhhh thats so sickening. blahh.

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marycjones 0

WTF, how can you not tell the difference between a stomach and testicles?

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fortressdwarf 0

Today, I was resting on my sofa after a hard day at work, and my daughter sat down next to me. In my groggy state I didn't realize that my genitals were hanging out for my daughter to see. While pretending to to be busy texting on her phone she used her free hand to begin to stroking my scrotum. At first I was so shocked that I didn't know what to make of it, and remained mute for a few seconds. She now claims that she thought it was my belly and that she was attempting a joke of some sort. I think my daughter really needs help but she refuses to go to therapy. FML

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Amkii 0

Hope your dad woke up.... aroused.

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blinkingstarlet 15

HAHAHAHAHA #11 LMFAO

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blinkingstarlet 15

#42 CHILL OUT! u dont touch family members? i mean obviously OP is completely oblivious to boundaries of any kind (lolol im STILL laughing btw...) but you dont go touching ANYONE? ISSUES! maybe someone has patted your family jewels in the past? lol

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