Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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luvpinks 0

stomach and jewels are not even close to eachother ... what an excuse fukn nasty

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Vennie98 0

that's just crazy... and disturbing...

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aaaaao 0

why would you pat his stomach anyways

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MissMae93 23

#35, spot on! I feel the need to call this fake simply because I find it hard to believe someone is so utterly stupid as to confuse stomach fat with someone's "junk".

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Muzquiz20 0

What I wanna know is what'd he do after that happened?

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InvisableAtHeart 10

That is sick, you're sick for even wanting to pat his belly on the first place, absolutly sick :/ You Definatly Deserve It!

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backfire619 0

if u r a girl your dad will probably think u a hoe or if u a guy he will think your gay . smh

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