okay i think i'm so out of the im lingo so if you could answer wtf these mean YDI? IA? FTW?? okay now.... why you feel the urge to touch your dad laying on the couch and you nxt to him is distrubing....next yes look before you are pat... and well ummm dodge dad for the next like three YEARS.... and pray mom doesnt come and talk to you about what's not okay to touch and what is... then you and your mom could say ya'll have touch the jewels.... either way... it sucks bad to be you.... sorry but thanks for bringing a smile!!

incest is best, put daddy to the test. you were simply patting the REAL motherland.

And he didn't even mention it to you or move out of the way? That's really creepy

WOW are you F'ing RETARDED!?

@#35 ~ omg, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You have made my entire day. xDD OP ~ How do you not know the difference between your dad's gut and your dad's junk? How? Seriously, how? and how did you not know after the first pat or two? WTF? Tell me you weren't looking and you missed. Tell me the lights suddenly went out and you missed. Maybe your arm suddenly had a spasm and went way lower than you intended it to...? And they say kids don't need sex education.

why aren't you disturbed..?

I agree with #6. Then again...why was your father's goods just hanging out in the open?

ok guys let me clarify for this poor disturbed person. the dad was lying down on the couch. if the person sits down next to him, we can assume he's *clothed.* dad's got himself a bit of a beer belly, so it's kinda saggy/droopy. the person's not LOOKING because s/he's reading a text, so the person reaches out and pats the belly. or so s/he thought. typically men have droopy jewelry as they get older, so one saggy package is just as saggy as another! easy mistake to make. the fml comes into place when the dad didn't stop the person. o.O and patting a belly is not weird. my dad has a beer belly, and everybody teases him about it...my mom and brother and i all poke him like the pillsbury dough boy, or the whole rub the magic lamp thing..lol its normal if dad's got a bit of an overhang

That is disgusting. WHY in the HELL did you even want to pat him anyway? That's disturbing.

Whyyyy would you want to pet your dad's stomach? Creepy and incestual, much ? xoxo, Kate :]