Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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Megweno 0

That's nothing but eeww.

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terror_twins 0

I have to wonder, why would you share this? it's disturbing and makes you look really creepy

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pinkbunny19 1

I touched my Dads Testicles by mistake before when i was waking him up in a dark room.

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Alishmc 0

...Ive actually done that too |D only i was side by side with my dad and he was wearing jeans. So the texture felt the same as his shirt

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yeahiknow0 0

Oh that's extremely awkward

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