Transportation: Move!

Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Powerful

By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

Monday 1 April 2013 23:02

Nice guys and gals finish last :/.

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 1 April 2013 23:02

The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.

Comments

M3DIC4T3 29

Monday 1 April 2013 23:24

People suck. So does karma >:D That's why I never go out unless I absolutely have to. FYL, OP.

perdix 29

Monday 1 April 2013 23:25

Once you see that they are slow, **** politeness and push your way through like an angry baby. Since I've moved to Florida, I've never seen so many people not going when the light turns green. Tourists and/or old people! After two full seconds, I'm leaning on the horn! (Living in Texas, I'd forgotten what my horn sounds like.)

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 2 April 2013 0:36

Blaming Florida for your horniness? Tsk tsk

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:47

Yes, there's something in the air here. I blame the Moon over Miami -- it brings out the lunatics!

mikaelkarlsson 13

Monday 1 April 2013 23:25

Women...

Ponponpon_fml 5

Monday 1 April 2013 23:27

The moral of the story is; the woman never gets off first.

perdix 29

Monday 1 April 2013 23:33

#31, I'll bet you don't get a lot of second dates. If you make sure the woman gets off first, you'll get better results ;)

mikaelkarlsson 13

Tuesday 2 April 2013 0:34

Sooo..?

mattlw 25

Monday 1 April 2013 23:28

Next time you see her at the train station, kick her in the shin and run onto the train.

chocofudges94 8

Monday 1 April 2013 23:45

Better if he stands in front of the door as she's about to get on, pretend to help her, then swipe his hand back and stand there blocking the way until the doors close. This way he won't get in any trouble with security who wouldn't take kindly to someone kicking a lady in the leg.

chocofudges94 8

Monday 1 April 2013 23:28

I only hope that the lady somehow wasn't able to hear you. Trains can be really loud, especially when it's crowded. I just can't imagine someone INTENTIONALLY doing something so callously cruel with no benefit to themselves. Maybe I'm just naive :(

simplysarcastics 26

Tuesday 2 April 2013 0:25

I hate when i have l long train rides home, and the. I am ready to get off and someone is taking forever, especially someone just to upset you. Im sorry op, that person will get what they deserve.