Intimacy: Movie night

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 5 612

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 390

You deserved it 5 713

By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 977

You deserved it 981

By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 455

You deserved it 12 435

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 096

You deserved it 6 052

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 421

You deserved it 15 281

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 248

You deserved it 3 660

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 689

You deserved it 9 297

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 735

You deserved it 334

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 11:53 - Australia

Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 902

You deserved it 36 824

By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 847

You deserved it 4 617

btopishere 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:20

Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:11

Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?

Comments

wrestler_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:39

Maybe he wanted his son to get some action, so he was trying to put you guys in the mood? At least he didn't start whackin it in the middle of the movie, though. And I thought my girlfriend making me watch "the notebook" was bad.....

MissFae 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:20

I hit the YDI cause if you are that uncomfortable with sex to be relieved that he was going to FF it, maybe you need to watch a good slowmo sex scene to realize it's not a big deal at all. Seriously....this discomfort with the human body and with sex is developmentally stunting to young people. You're going to end up with a miserable sex life if and when you dare to even try it.

dillynf39 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:58

You probably have a miserable sex life too, based on your looks

RLJJ 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:29

#22 has a point. Maybe your friend's father knows you better than you think and he wanted you to learn something...

AlmostHuman123 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:41

God, that must've been uncomfortable.

bumbum94 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:15

Talk about an akward moment and a half lol. =)

broken_lungs 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 22:26

#22 you definitely have a point. If you're that uncomfortable with sex then maybe watching that scene in slow motion was a learning experience that made you more comfortable with yourself.

choppedNskrewed 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 22:46

Lol! Has anyone else ever noticed that when there are FMLs that cannot possibly be the person's fault, there are usually about 520-540 "You Deserved It"-s? It's like there are 520 people that just randomly click YDI. It's funny. Is it just me? Someone check!

jet_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:32

#3: Sometimes I pick YDI if it's just a WHY IS THIS AN FML? situation. Like this one. A bit awkward, yeah, but... really? FML?

mr_cricket 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:40

ok im curious as to how old this person is if the dad was going to ff. If he put it in slo-mo accidentally, thats just f*in awkward anyways. but i sat and watched the "f*** me santa scene" as well as the rest of Bad santa sitting next to my x fiances mom. Try that on for awkward. FML.

bassguitar19 1

Friday 13 March 2009 3:20

i pressed YDI because holy crap! why would you want to fast foward a sex scene! if you are so mature with your boyfriend and your watching mature movies YOU SHOULD BE MATURE ENOUGH TO WATCH PEOPLE HAVE SEX.