Intimacy Movie night - FML

Movie night

uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Overreaction much?

owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Anonymous - 19/08/2010 11:53 - Australia

Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

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Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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btopishere 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:20

Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:11

Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?

LiZzYfMl 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 11:20

Did you get in the mood for it after? (:

Elizabeth123654 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:18

yuch...

Anyoniemous 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:31

More like F OP's boyfriends life

ladeizy 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:46

LOLLLLL!!

iluvpink10 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:00

I'm pretty sure it was on purpose

callmesillyxxx 1

Monday 18 April 2011 7:18

lmao sucks for you

sammy259 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:21

BLACK SWAN

Smallzz18_fml 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:33

Not really an FML.

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Sunday 2 October 2011 23:19

"Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. FML" - FTFY.

blink978 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:28

That must have ruined the movie.

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