Intimacy: Moving on

Moving on

By Peekaman - 15/08/2010 22:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

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By bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 865

Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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You deserved it 13 105

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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You deserved it 6 070

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 677

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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You deserved it 6 887

SpencerDee 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:23

Wow. Just wow.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Monday 16 August 2010 1:24

I'm just gonna assume you were high on something..

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Monday 16 August 2010 2:06

Has anyone seen the movie "Risky Business" with Tom Cruz? That subway scene was so Hot!!!

rwctkd95 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:08

33 nuffield wrong with small **** as long u have an ass it's all good

remy3106 10

Monday 16 August 2010 4:28

i have a nice looking ass and a c cup soo yea my bf likes to smack my ass

Spastastic 6

Monday 16 August 2010 5:02

And we need to know this...why?

remy3106 10

Monday 16 August 2010 5:13

was I talkin to u? no! this was an A and B conversation so C ur way out of it. k?

illmatic2 16

Monday 16 August 2010 5:27

It's a public website, anyone can post on it. And spastastic is right. Nobody wanted to know.

remy3106 10

Monday 16 August 2010 5:29

k well it's a free country and felt I needed to share it

illmatic2 16

Monday 16 August 2010 5:34

Lol that's ok. You can post whatever you want. But don't be suprised if people get pissed.

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 16 August 2010 5:48

107 - Isn't that America's motto 'It's a free country!' If so, I'm not in America. No one needs to know that your boyfriend likes slapping your arse (taken that you're not lying)

the_flirtt 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:30

lol 115

Edgar210 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:51

actually i think the web is free to...

Anaxes 5

Monday 16 August 2010 8:07

The internet can't be free since there are no leaders of the internet to make rules.

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 16 August 2010 8:08

115 "it's a free country" is the motto of any free country if you ask me lol. Maybe one day people will be able to say "it's a free world" but then the aliens will get pissed. But just cuz you have a working mouth/brain/keyboard, doesn't mean you should go around sayin whatever ya want.

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 16 August 2010 8:12

The internets not a free thing but there are free websites. Like if I say somethin here they can moderate my comment. but obummer goanna take over do intranet dontcha know?

kroms001_fml 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:08

OP has wet dreams on subways... thus he banged his head... duh dum dum... tsss. yeah... fail.

rwctkd95 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:10

nuffin*

sallen0046 4

Monday 16 August 2010 2:10

So you fell asleep on public transportation. Hundreds of people do this every day. If there's one going that way, there's another going back. Catch it and move on with your day.

XoXoSLY 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:12

21 I was thinking the same thing lol and I wonder if he's a talker I talk in my dreams...or mumble when I have hot sexy dreams lol

DANNYYH 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:21

#1 - That's what I thought when I saw your picture!

Flipflops4ever 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:24

YDI for dreaming she was only topless. I wd have dreamed she was completely naked (OK, wearing only sexy strappy sandals)

hate_spoons 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:24

loser

ki821 2

Monday 16 August 2010 2:33

inception lol

illmatic2 16

Monday 16 August 2010 5:37

Awesome movie.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Monday 16 August 2010 8:03

Seriously, that was the best movie I've seen so far this year.

Spastastic 6

Monday 16 August 2010 8:28

I actually had a three-layer dream sometime after I saw that movie... it wasn't directly inspired by it in any way, but it was still weird, and kind of cool.