Health, Weird and Relatable: Mr Beard - FML

Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:05

Congratulations Santa!

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:04

hahahahahaha

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nate6957 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:09

Lmao, I've done that!

Cleao18317 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:11

hey you could always wear a bandana like a Mexican...but then people might think youre gonna rob someplace...better stick with the tan lotion

katiebells 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:14

that's awesome :D

ThorneCrossed 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:15

mr Norris, that was a bad decision

travis1228 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:21

lay out in the sun for a day. you will burn and your tan will come back!

Uncle_Ben96 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:31

Thats awesome man!

dontstealmyshoes 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:34

serves you right for shaving your beard

maddiewoah 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:37

...LOLOLOL. Sorry OP but that's pretty funny. But like some others have said, time to get a tan! :D Just cover up all of your skin except for your chin, and you're good to go!

Sammie246 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:37

Go to a Mac store (the makeup one) and get some foundation that's the exact same color as the rest of your face. Then you'll look normal, and also you can use that until your chin is tan. :)

mimihigurashi 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:40

You deserve it for keeping those pubes on your face

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