Health, Weird and Relatable: Mr Beard

Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Can't face it

By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:05

Congratulations Santa!

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:04

hahahahahaha

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KoRnLeader 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:19

cool story bro

kiitykat 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:21

nice guy u should tan a little to try to make it the same color

PlatinumNinja 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:24

All I can say is.. HAHAHA!!

edogy 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:25

tell people it's a cool tattoo :|

tatsmcgrath 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:27

At least it's summer and you can go tanning!

soccergurl95 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:27

lmafo rough one bro(:

teehtf 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:37

oh EM gee I luv soccer to wats ur position I lik mid field

dwC0oL 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:27

did you see korn at edbd 17 last year?

FMLxRandom 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:32

just tape it back on.

skrillex99 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:32

haha like Brian Wilson from the giants!

meepmeepme 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:33

Spray tan time...

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Mr Beard

Same thing different taste

Back to reality

Can't face it

Shaved

Fuzzy logic

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