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Mr Loverman

By thathurt - 29/03/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a Scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked, "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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How could you?

By failing - 28/04/2017 01:00 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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Stalker vibes

By olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

Well man, that's just kind of creepy, and getting hit on right before taking a huge exam is not something everybody wants.

Nadreth 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:19

She's just probably more worried about the test, than some creepy cocky guy's phone number. JUST A THOUGHT. Not to mention creepy and awkward. That is just a stupid way to try to pick up a chick. YDI.

Comments

rectim34 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:32

i don't know what to say dude...maybe have a better looking scan tron?

cyberhoy 3

Monday 30 March 2009 19:16

Thats ****** up you have to bring your own scantrons? **** that ive done more scantron tests than i can count in University but i never had to buy one myself. BTW YDI for being a weirdo haha

mrdeeds23 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:20

bahahahaha ownded dude. maybe if you didnt ask her that in front of like 200 people she may have gone for it

Wonka_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:26

#97 - You're an idiot. #92 - Read #95's comment. #95 - You're right on track.

platypusrex256 2

Monday 30 March 2009 23:13

you were asking for it

HahahaThatsFunny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:01

You totally deserved that one .. CREEP !!!!

Superman8_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:34

pwned

omgepiphany 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:07

#55/87 (planetearth) is such a snobby, sheltered, prissy little asswipe. You are proof that even highly-ranked universities make mistakes in acceptances. I hope you're more respectful and sensible in real life, or else you're asking for an ass-whoopin'! Wait till you enter the real world. So ******* annoying. At many UCs (University of California), some classes don't provide scantrons and blue books and you're required to buy them at the university bookstore. I don't see how that's so hard to believe or "ghetto" in the least.

proxay 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:08

YDI. There is a time and place for everything. A stressful situation (an exam) is NOT the time to ask for someones number. And who knows, if you had given it to her for FREE, you might have been rewarded with a number after the exam.

dummptyhummpty 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:25

#92 You got it right. I'm not sure why it's so hard to believe that we have to buy scantrons. I'd like to know what colleges are giving them out, anyone care to share? I know in high school they provided them, but at my school they don't (one of the CSUs - California State University). My friend goes to a UC (University of California) and they don't provide them there either.