Intimacy: Multitasking

Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:43

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:45

She blew you alright.

Comments

emotac 2

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:23

Better **** next time!

gardenwhipped3 14

Sunday 18 November 2012 10:42

You are doing it wrong. You aren't supposed to be tossing her salad while in a 69.

ipanisse 5

Sunday 18 November 2012 23:03

Dafuq

thereader3593 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 12:22

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:25

as u should be lol. she's gross

cti 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:02

It happens, let her be! Totally understanding!

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 11 January 2013 17:25

Justin0481- I agree with you. Its not a big deal. It may have been gross to you OP, but I know from personal experience that's its mortifying for her. Accidents happen. Just show her you can be okay with it. It that mean you have to fart on her to feel even, go for it. That's what my bf did. We just laughed about it. Nothing should ruin the moment of being together, getting all nice and sweaty.

schnips 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 17:55

There's always a risk of that kind of thing when it comes to 69-ing unfortunately.

cmat84 8

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:17

I heard about a couple who was engaged trying it for the first time. A little present came out on his forehead. She got up, left and they never spoke again.