Intimacy: Multitasking

Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:43

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:45

She blew you alright.

Comments

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Friday 16 November 2012 0:06

Maybe she thought you into that kind of stuff...

picturescrazy 24

Friday 16 November 2012 0:15

That's one of my biggest fears, to toot while going at it. And in the dude's face, no less! Awful! D: How embarrassing, I feel bad for your girl, OP! I hope you didn't make a big deal out of it.

googleitboo 3

Friday 16 November 2012 8:14

That sucks

sereoramos 3

Friday 16 November 2012 15:50

Damn that gotta suck.

ChelsieDawn 6

Friday 16 November 2012 17:13

This is probably the funniest fml I've ever seen! Hahahaha!

BriannaRWatson 13

Friday 16 November 2012 18:52

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard! Dude, it happens. Everyone farts, everyone. If you don't have those little awkward moments during sex then you're going to get bored.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 16 November 2012 19:44

That's not a little awkward moment. I can stand being a little bored if that's what I need to do to avoid getting my face farted on. Just straight boring sex for me....

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 16 November 2012 19:49

DjeePee, is that you?

alexxj9m4 0

Friday 16 November 2012 20:07

Poor thing, I feel so bad for her. Just don't make jokes about it now and ever, it will hurt and embarrass her even more. Show her your a good boyfriend :)