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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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KiddNYC1O 20

She blew you alright.

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xtalondriver 10

Technically, OP, you were PSYCHOLOGICALLY unable to maintain an erection.

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orangerze 2

I can tell the male vs. female commenters.

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diva239 8

That's awful. But I feel for your Gf too. Should would of been so embarrassed and I'm sure she felt so bad. Sadly this stuff just happens sometimes.

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brandoneyez1 25

I would have just poked her and kept playing... Act like it never happened.

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porkpiehat 8

Wait, she was giving you oral pleasure and you're complaining about a little unintentional gas?

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stevo918 3

Im sure we'll see her side of the fml soon

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insaneygolover 9

Are you sure it was a fart? It could've been a queef and a queef is normal and means good sec

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noisebox 1

She really doesn't like you or respect you.

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