Muscle memory

By Namnack - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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pleasenopuffin 0

shit happens, man. doesn't mean you failed, just start day one again and hopefully it doesn't happen again.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Not all Americans. I could be dead on my feet and I still wouldn't be lazy enough 2 type like thiz lolz r u going 2b l8? No one understands that bogus language!

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invisiblemonkey 0

Yeah kabrina, we're all ******* stupid. There's absolutely no possibility that he could have been rolling on ex, then unconsciously started smoking a cigarette. No chance.

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LeverPuller 5

If you can't take from the context of this FML that he is talking about rolling a cigarette, -not- doing drugs, then yes, you are.

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invisiblemonkey 0

Well sorry I live in America where the people don't have to roll their cigarettes. How about you calm down and accept that it is possible he was doing ex so you don't have to sound like a twat about it? Stupid bitch.

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boatkicker 4

Even here in America, its still a LOT cheaper to roll your own cigarettes than buy them, and a lot of people do roll their own.

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LeverPuller 5

I live in America. lol Wow someone's got a stick in their ass. Rolling cigarettes is cheaper than buying them. Plenty of people do it, America or otherwise. And if it WAS possible he was 'doing ex', I'm sure he would have included it in the FML. Which he did not. The way it is phrased, he's talking about rolling a cigarette. Common syntax. :/

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killergummyworm 0

when I quit I stuck my hand in my purse unconciously for muh smooths constantly. it's weird but it can go away. mind over matter. and now I don't feel sick everyday :) good luck

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latralatrala 0

this is completely normal for someone who is trying to white knuckle quitting smoking read "the easy way to stop smoking" by allen carr when i read it i understood everything about why i smoked and why stopping was hard and i have found it really easy to quit with no withdrawal symptoms, and no pain and the best part is you get to smoke while you read it, its not required to stop before--though it's also useful to people who already quit but want help making it easier and no i'm not being paid to say this

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KASHMIR_fml 0

addiction is fake. non existent. I was a pack a day smoker for two years. I decided to stop two weeks ago and haven't had withdrawl or urges or anything.

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Ganty 0

isnt rolling a cigarette a time consuming and difficult process...? from what i've read at least...

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ts_eliot 0

@165 - no, if you roll cigarettes all the time, it's not at all time consuming or difficult. I've had reports from friends that when I'm so drunk I can't walk I can still roll a perfect cigarette. OP, I did exactly the same thing. Ten minutes after I woke up and felt so proud of myself for making it a week without smoking, I realized that every morning, without fail, I'd rolled and smoked a cigarette whilst drinking my coffee.

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BoWZeR 1

oh shit haha Im riolling right now 2 XTC iz da shit white bombs and mollys all da way..oh and ur little problum is gay

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