Muscle memory

By Namnack - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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pleasenopuffin 0

shit happens, man. doesn't mean you failed, just start day one again and hopefully it doesn't happen again.

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AmberBerry 0

can I just say, Americans have two eyes,

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cryssycakesx3 22

no, you cannot.

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angelann313 0

I know excatly how you feel. Rolling, I smoke a pack and a half. And those ass **** bitches who say its not cool to smoke, ifw e thought it was cool, we wouldn't trying to quit dumb ******* ****.

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johnson_bully 0

Today, I found I had baked, and was eating ten cakes without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-fatty. FML

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cathyran25 0

ooh that's horrible I hope u gave his dad a good talking to

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erikeet216 0

at Rhien: it also sucks that you're too lazy to type the extra "o" in too. quit being a jerk.

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kabrina 0

you're hella stupid. he's talking about rolling a ciggarette. why would this story even matter if he was doing exstacy. he's a smoker trying to quit.

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ohSNAPyall 26

if you're doing this by habit, you need to get the tobacco out of your house

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sidvoltaire 0

lol quitting is easy. that's funny shit tho. you shouldn't let that be an excuse to continue smoking.

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kaybbyx3 0

how do you not realize that you rolled a cigarette? I mean why can't to just admit that you gave in and knowingly had your niccotine fix?

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