Musical interlude

By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
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Charlie529 tells us more.

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

Top comments

shivamtrivedi 24

Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.

olpally 32

That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!

Comments

rawlings123 17

Well isn't that just repulsive

Next time take a lighter to work. Then you can do "The fire in the sky"

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say you're the only one.

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

That is awesome, and your boss sounds hilarious. Any idea what caused it?

If you're a girl and your boss is a guy then why was he in the women's bathroom?

Where did she say she was in the bathroom?

charmanderCHAR 5

Oh god. I can smell the 'XD' in OP's post.

You are awesome. I only got as far as a do-re-mi..

funturtle23 6