Musical interlude

By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
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Charlie529 tells us more.

Charlie529 5

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

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Top comments

shivamtrivedi 24

Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.

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olpally 32

That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!

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Curlytwirly22 17

That is exactly why I never fart in public...like ever !!

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middlesister04 5

Lolololol. You need to make sure you're the only person in attendance when attempting this.

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Rababco 29

You have to admit, that's pretty talented, you deserved that clap, even if it was a bit embarrassing. Satanic gastric distress" XD very creative, funny wording there.

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LeDragonborn 7

I envy you for your great amount of talent.

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NightKat 25

OP you have made my day! I can't stop laughing at this

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darkfireflame 15

That's a talent you can take on the road.

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