My ex

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 20:09 - United States - North Kingstown

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Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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jw90 18

You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?

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Googolman 29

Guys, I am pretty sure that OP dumped his girlfriend, but this FML happened when they were still together. If he said "ex-girlfriend", or even "now ex-girlfriend", it would cause confusion.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Plenty of FMLs use the wording "now ex-girlfriend/boyfriend" and I don't think very many people get confused.

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Googolman 29

I've seen people misunderstand even if "now ex" was used. A lot of people do understand, but I'm simply speaking from personal experience.

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LissaMccracken 23

Well I'm confused by him NOT saying "now ex"...

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Googolman 29

Fair enough, I guess. Unless he didn't dump her.

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MortenM 17

Well, you can't be overly surprised, can you?

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jrock9093 18

Feel bad for you man it's hard to find the right one! Never the less there are plenty of really good women out there that are not slu*s keep strong my friend

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worldclassrager 39

Well if she posts them no skin off your back... You'll find someone else...who is faithful and not as crazy..

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bfrishcosy31 6

I ain't saying you should kill her, but I'd understand.

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TAKEEEEES 8

Hopefully she's now your ex.

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