Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

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By jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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wolfvision 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:14

F Your life.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:17

How can you not know that -.- And arguing with an eight year old never ends well, even if you were right you can't really gloat because the kid is eight.

itspimpz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:29

laughing my Assssssss offf @ 22

cookies_for_you 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:30

*headdesk*

vvvalori 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:01

Fail. Zorro was Spanish.

ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:03

Lmfao. Who won tho? And yea if you lost maybe you are right about some other alphabet ; proves you right for fighting with a child. Lol nosa.

Apsey 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:07

u should go on that show are u smarter than a fifth grader...

iSmellNice 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:41

Then there's the Hawaiian alphabet with 12 letters.

Oz_Alice 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:14

your so dum :9

iranoutofnames 6

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:15

ydi 1. for arguing with a child. 2. bein a dumbass and not knowing simple info like that...

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