My pal

By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I went to visit my alcoholic father. He remembered to ask me how my dog Reggie is, but could not remember the name of "my pal." My "pal" is also my wife of four years. FML
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ZingZilla 8

could have been worse. could have referenced your wife to the dog instead.

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Doortje 29

Get your dad some help, instead of bitching about it on FML.

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Blueglasscup 18

Does your wife have a long name that caused him to forget?

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mrahhhhh 21

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah alcohol! I ******* hate that song, but now it's stuck in my head! ****!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well he's an alcoholic right? There's a good chance there's a black out stretching from when you two got together to some recent time. Just saying :/

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bizarre_ftw 21

Or if you're a female then he may just be homophobic in which case I say F*ck him! You don't need him in your life!

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hawaiianfire 0

Well, you shoulda seen this coming. He's an alcoholic. I would have sympathy for you if you made any notion to helping him stop.

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Battle765 4

If your "wife" is actually a guy he might just be homophobic and in denial.

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poppaof6 0

Tell him your wifes name is Jim Beam. I bet he'd remember it from now on.

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emmers091 4

ha, you're right, as a lesbian he could be homophobic, or oblivious!

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