Mystery turd

By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML
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chickenfeetyum 0

YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.

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somnolent 0

I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?

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baseball_34 0

holy shit there were human feces in a human bathroom? man you gotta tell more people about this

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haweb 0

Human feces? In the bathroom? No shit. What else would it be? Elephant feces?

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ooohlife 0

SICK why would you not use gloves?! haha #32

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kristidgranger 3

Ever heard of gloves while cleaning!

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CallMeHush 0

How is it that you can ID the origin of poop but not be able to differentiate it from paper? Maybe some new glasses are in order so you don't need the extream close up.

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ohglory 0

even if it WAS just brown paper, when you're cleaning a public potty you ALWAYS wear gloves! ALWAYS! People are pigs! but what makes me laugh is how someone totally punked you, man.. some punk friggen dropped a deuce and, for whatever reason, dropped his or her own doo doo wipe on the floor and just left it. so that means that person didn't even wanna pick up his/her own "brown" paper. wow, you totally got owned! sucks to be you! ydi for not wearing gloves.

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fishness 0

YDI, why the **** were you picking up bathroom paper with your bare hands? Get some gloves, or a broom and dustpan. Seriously. Idiot.

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Legend_In_Canada 0

you can't tell paper from poop you're gonna have a hard life, i look forward to your next post

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