Mystery turd

By Oddity_C - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML
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chickenfeetyum 0

YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.

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somnolent 0

I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?

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NILTIAKNITRAM 0

What other kind of feces would it possibly be? lol.

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mrdecay 3

exactly what I was thinking! I was gonna say "no shit", but i thought that it was an unnecessary pun :P

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expen_dable 0

yeah, there aren't any animals besides humans, right? where in the world would non human feces come from???

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somnolent 0

Not many animals defecate in bathrooms... ...that I know of.

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Mortanious 0

You are cleaning a ******* restroom with no gloves on, and wiped your hands with a piece of brown paper you found there? YDI for being a superior moron and a vanguard to all idiots.

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chickchick_fml 0

Before you call him a moron, maybe you should make sure you read the posting correctly. He was not trying to wipe his hands off on the paper. He was cleaning trash up and picked up the nasty paper. F his life. I actually feel sorry for him. I do agree that he should wear gloves though.

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Punkartmama 0

How could you not tell the difference between poop and paper? Besides, never pick up stuff off the bathroom floor. That's just common sense!

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youthink_fml 0

YDI. Brown paper is all brown. Shitty toilet paper is not all brown. More proof that people just don't pay attention to what they're doing.

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_elly_beth_ 0

Just wash your hands really well. Problem solved.

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gpstyne 0

wear gloves, YDI for being a nasty muthaf*cka

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1234five 0

What other kind of feces would it be? Alien feces?

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oh_dee 0

YDI!!!! WHY weren't you wearing gloves?! You don't think paper in bathroom stalls is dirty too?! Ick

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