Awkward, Taxis, Cute and Transportation: Naptime - FML

Naptime

By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Top comments

lemony_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:06

I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:18

hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!

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xxdoubledrumxx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:53

yeah right

israelnotjacob 20

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:55

I call BS on this one. I find it pretty hard to believe you would both fall asleep at the same time during a short cab ride. Even if it was one that took like a half hour, I highly doubt it.

thechief50 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:00

I didn't know the dead could still use FML

SwiftCashew 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:08

Sue! Btw, does anyone know what OP stands for?

doctorzombie7 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:24

Original Poster.

happygirl99 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:31

how are you not dead??

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:35

how's this an FML? what happened because he feel asleep? tell more YDI.

jordamore 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:24

what the ****? youre bullshitin so hard

lolcorez 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:24

As a person who lives in Singapore, let me just point out that Taxi Drivers over here are possibly one of the most dangerous types of drivers on the road and the biggest assholes of the road,i've had a countless amount of bad encounters driving among them, and well, most cabs over here are driven on Manual Transmission so this guy probably had to be REALLY tired,so im guessing you got into an automatic transmission cab.

XantesFire 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:03

Was this after sex?

mcgugs 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 4:33

as soon as I read this I was like "oh shit." bahahaha

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