Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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moonfal 21

Least you know who the father to yours is.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

Tell her to let you enjoy your moment. The spotlight will be back on her as soon as they air her episode of 16 & pregnant.

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sikunt89_fml 16

I like that show, reminds me of why I haven't had a kid yet.

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iloveshim 14

Congrats on the baby OP! Let your sister stew over the news, and enjoy your good fortune.

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Cheeley 17

OP I'd say that you'd be upstaging her even if you weren't pregnant.

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lexieB2014 19

wow I'm in high school and if I got pregnant I'm gonna at least know who the dad is

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SMHsohard 22

You have a point there, lexie; an idiotic one, but a point nonetheless.

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allie2590 31

Are you sure? Pufferfish all look pretty similar to me.

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lexieB2014 19

sweetie your preaching to the choir I'm saying unlike some teen girls I stick to one guy at a time thank you for you advice

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GoodLookingGeese 10

yeah yeah yeah don't they all say that?

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EpicBlondie89 19

Um, you're 16. You shouldn't have to worry about "sticking with one guy at a time". Focus on school, not boys.

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Grand_Cookie 21

And as a second thought, that kid is totally going to prison.

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Gutafaerie 2

Congratulations!

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skyeyez9 24

The dumb ones are the most fertile for some reason.

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Nintystar98 8

Maybe it's because, without the intelligence, their brains have more of an ability to focus on the primal need to reproduce? ((I'm totally making up shit.))

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