Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 933
You deserved it 6 759

Same thing different taste

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poolshark 0

You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

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jump in yo neighbors pool yo turtles are hoss

musu_fml 0

FAKE. Why would there be an open sewage pit and the bottom of a hill? And your sock would rip before it flipped you off your bike.

crazyman44 0

Tht sucks but after the first accident you should have walked ur bike home

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#215, unless you were going really fast, your sock wouldn't rip. And your sock getting caught in the chain, even if it had ripped off, would probably throw you off, though maybe not send you flying. Don't make stupid accusations unless you are smart enough to back them.

thaats funny :D #217, wouldnt you want to get home as quicklyy as possible though? i know i would tbh.

you officially have one of the top fml's. im sorry.