Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
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poolshark 0

You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

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taz3195 0

Well I hope u took more of a shower than tht ... But yea tht would of sucked money balls!!! :-)

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mojado818 0

I guess we now know what the Brits

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ch33zeman13 0

Wow. That sucks. I bike 2.

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maggy_fml 0

#2 how would his socks be able to reach all the way to his neck? bike chain!! xD

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Jobro 0

dude im there with ya! i hit a rock, went sideways and got closelined by a big ass concrete basket... i had to get stitches in my neck

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nick17 0

Y the **** would you be biking by an open sewage pit? YDI

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