Work, Accident and Relatable: Neat

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By ohhi_itsme123 - 16/12/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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By asianjoe - 11/07/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By stupid - 24/09/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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kirstinnx3 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:11

wtf??? why would you share that? nobody caressss.

thatoneguyinca 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:08

OH NO!!!! How will you be able to live!?!??! stupid. *******. post.

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georgegnarlin 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:50

Step 1: Remove notebook from lap. Step 2: Place laptop on newly empty lap. The end.

nateshannon1 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:35

oh em gee friends guess what! i wrote my notes so neat i want all my friends on fb to know what a douche i am.

cantbechanged 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:13

Obviously heat melts ink. Who doesn't know that? Sure you weren't thinking at the time, but be more alert next time you take notes.

maigan332 14

Monday 15 April 2013 1:28

Why would your Facebook friends care to see your notes?

xgardian 15

Friday 26 April 2013 10:46

YDI for wanting to share notes on facebook

JHPugh 19

Tuesday 26 May 2015 3:26

Well, YDI because first, nobody cares. Second because you should be paying attention enough to 95% recreate notes after you take them. SorryNotSorry

marthamydear23 9

Sunday 6 August 2017 17:53

nobody on Facebook cares about your stupid notes. get over yourself

GumStickExtraGmail 22

Monday 20 November 2017 2:48

an erasable pen? you mean a pencil?

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Neat

Same thing different taste

Oh, the humanity

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