Love: Needed to know

Needed to know

By ohwell - 09/06/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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Still alive?

By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 01:00

Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By biblio - 18/01/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 09/05/2015 15:53 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Diz 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:14

Wait 2 years and confess when he has a gf? Mm-HM.

kyeee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:16

Well, you weren't expecting anything from him.... and if he had a girlfriend why bother? if he liked you he would be dating you not her.

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collegeshmollege 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:19

well, that was rude of him, but you did put him in a tough position. He has a girlfriend, why would you tell him then?

Laci_Laine 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:19

Bitch, he has a Gf. I bet u pretend to be her friend too

JiggstheMan 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:19

hahaha. sorry bud. he seems like an ass anyway.

foxyace 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:20

Confessing your love for somebody who has a girlfriend... home wrecker. I don't feel bad for you. What good could have come from that.

munchy35 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:20

you honestly thought he'd dump his girlfriend for you? maybe you're just pathetic.

survivalism 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:21

Aannnnddd that's why you don't do that.

_slyfox 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:21

Well, that's your fault. You should not have told him while he had a girlfriend. What did you expect! YDI.

ravinderkaler 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:22

Dude needed to use the bathroom, you were being very selfish.

yungmoolahbaby 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:22

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

iHavetoPiss 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:23

If he already has a girlfriend why would you bother to call? If he has a girlfriend he obviously doesn't like you.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 7 December 2012 4:31

#31- Your user name is perfect for this FML :P

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