Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 767
You deserved it 7 037
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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lissygirl 0

I moderated this one! Haha sucks though.

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YANKS2728 0

hey boys check out my profile if you wanna "hook up;)"

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yupitssoph 18

Haha I love finding FMLs that I've moderated.

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Manny_B92 0

Wow... it's a curse! cool 2

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Crlnprz 11

maybe he got the job because hes such a dick. haha get it. cheesy pun no.. no? okay...

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CinderElla21 0

No need getting one then!

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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yupitssoph 18

I say he take the giant basket of unused condoms he most likely has in his room and walk down the street and just start flinging them at random couples and hobos.

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lilpsyco 16

It can become a new a new holiday like Christmas except instead of a bearded old man it's a young horny guy that throw condoms at couples in need

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FweakofCydonia 40

I'm imagining OP running down the streets and throwing them up in the air like confetti. Everyone wins!

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catacombhome 0

Condoms suck anyway... You're not missing out on rubbery sex. The pull out method has yet to fail me

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CinderElla21 0

oh my gosh "24788" your hot!!!

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Turfin 0

i know right i went horny and culdnt breath

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yupitssoph 18

His hot what? Or did you mean to say "you're hot," as in, a contraction of you are.

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WhiteDelight 4

well, you could open up a few and leave them around your house so atleast your parents won't realize how lame your life is.

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colourmealy 0

what's with all these fml's about not getting laidd? really, who gives a shit. just go to a club and pick up some bimbo

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