Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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lexa1love 16

Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI

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onlychildFTW 33

How stupid are you to greet a girl that way on your 1st date?

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Dcm210 19

YDI she should've kicked you in the nuts. you dont do that on a first date.

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Glimmer_fml 6

YDI. You never ever greet a girl with "S'up ****" especially one your interested in. It's different if she's a close friend. But what you did was basically a call for a slap in the face.

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efemel94 7

Every conversation with my friends contains things like "thats an interesting point you make, however, as a contrasting view, shut the **** up!". Aaah good times :D

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AbbyRocksYourSoc 3

I think this calls for the wise words of Red Foreman.. DUMBASS.

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YeahCourse 4

I'm laid back. I wouldn't call my date ****.

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himynamesholly 0

haha I greet everybody like that and I am a girl. you just gotta watch for those sensitive ladies my good man.

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tdkr 0

Wow do u know anything about love...u don't call a girl ur on a date with a ****

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Ins0mau 20

And you don't use the word "love" about a first date now really, do you?

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