Awkward, Language and Love: Negging

Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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You deserved it 98 422

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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You deserved it 5 325

Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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You deserved it 5 618

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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You deserved it 5 520

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 794

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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lexa1love 16

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:31

Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI

dazzle_me_lovely 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:32

Are you an idiot?

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shannonreneee 11

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:10

10, I call my friends and my long term boyfriend all sorts of "nasty" names. It's pretty common in Australia.

YoureJellyBro 5

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:10

She's someone your dating not your friend that you've know for years. Fool.

knightgirl95 3

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:13

Your an idiot.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:16

YOU'RE the bigger idiot.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:36

^I thought that was your favorite song of all time, Kay.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:15

Scotland's the worst, trust me... Some random granny called me a "shit eating ****" for accidentally brushing her shoulder while walking past.

LouserXo 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:17

I guess you're still a virgin

gentlemasquerade 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:17

What a douche...

psuedodragon 23

Thursday 3 May 2012 3:24

and the bag it came in...

chrisiffer 17

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:19

idiot

citymayer 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:19

I'm sorry you're such an idiot.

annalily5 28

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:21

How did that ever seem like a good idea? Really?

savooboo 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:22

You're meann

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