Love, Health, Poopoo peepee and Weddings: Nervous?

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 730

You deserved it 5 135

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Same thing different taste

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 857

You deserved it 6 570

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 917

You deserved it 253

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 032

You deserved it 4 585

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 440

You deserved it 3 287

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 400

You deserved it 25 955

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 318

You deserved it 7 438

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 767

You deserved it 5 155

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 767

You deserved it 1 752

By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 482

You deserved it 7 166

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 329

You deserved it 2 856

Pancakes017 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

How romantic

devildog562 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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cassiebucaro99 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:47

Are you the bride or the groom

NightHawk387 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:54

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

shawn_urton 1

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:25

Hope the dress wasn't white

MiguelDavila 18

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:43

FYL

kutemotoka 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:40

Omg you live in Denmark! I live there too! Hej med dig! Det må virkelig have været pinligt! FYL

itsCoCobish 7

Sunday 1 March 2015 22:16

NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU WASNT READDYYYYYYYYY!!!

minecraftguy333 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 23:19

One time i sharted in front of my whole class

Polaris365 11

Monday 2 March 2015 1:25

Guess it was a shitty wedding lol

Febrezed 11

Monday 2 March 2015 4:34

Hopefully you weren't the bride

codyslong 12

Monday 2 March 2015 4:49

do you have a wife?

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You deserved it 5 037

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I agree, your life sucks 52 843

You deserved it 7 533

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You deserved it 67 552

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You deserved it 82

Nervous?

Same thing different taste

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