Love, Health, Poopoo peepee and Weddings: Nervous?

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 857

You deserved it 6 570

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 917

You deserved it 253

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 032

You deserved it 4 585

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 440

You deserved it 3 287

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 400

You deserved it 25 955

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 318

You deserved it 7 438

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 767

You deserved it 5 155

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 767

You deserved it 1 752

By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 482

You deserved it 7 166

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 329

You deserved it 2 856

Pancakes017 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

How romantic

devildog562 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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LeBandit 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 2:05

its a nice day...for a ...short wedding

KimplicatedWreck 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 2:06

Thanks Obama haha

Timmster 8

Sunday 1 March 2015 3:01

Sounds like a shitty situation.

UrbanBoat 10

Sunday 1 March 2015 3:10

Shortest FML I've read, but probably has the most shitty situation (no pun intended)

wolfstar126 25

Sunday 1 March 2015 3:22

That's unfortunate

xRiverSongx 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:25

Guess that makes your special day even more memorable, OP!

Gityerchicken 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:29

GasX before any public anything

laurriana 2

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:42

What concerns me more is that you were married today and actually took time to post on FML. ( no offense, FML).

Smooth_Criminal 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 9:26

All FML's start with "Today". it doesn't mean it actually happened on this day.

potato63 10

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:50

Oh my god ha that's hilarious

Jason89 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 4:57

i guess the phrase "speak now or forever hold your peace" came into effect ... sorry OP

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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You deserved it 6 979

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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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You deserved it 11 471

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 281

You deserved it 4 986

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 991

You deserved it 8 185

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 176

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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You deserved it 51 573

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

Nervous?

Same thing different taste

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