Love, Health, Poopoo peepee and Weddings: Nervous?

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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You deserved it 253

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 155

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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You deserved it 1 752

By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 7 166

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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You deserved it 2 856

Pancakes017 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

How romantic

devildog562 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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confushon 12

Monday 2 March 2015 8:39

Shit happens, brah!

Laylette 21

Monday 2 March 2015 13:31

oh shit!

wct1188 15

Monday 2 March 2015 16:18

At least it wasnt a shirt. More s**t than fart, haha

Glasshoney 9

Monday 2 March 2015 16:23

So sorry!

cherrytop 6

Monday 2 March 2015 16:54

I am trying waaaay too hard not to laugh in class right now

Nezumi04 20

Monday 2 March 2015 21:44

This comments section is full of shitty puns that could give anyone cancer

adam822 9

Tuesday 3 March 2015 20:12

That's shitty.

spike7447 13

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:18

Talk about an awkward moment...

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:19

I hope it didn't stain the dress.

jennlody 28

Wednesday 13 May 2015 12:40

reminds me of a poem my boyfriend wrote me that ended with "I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives farting together"

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